Out Of The Shit Show Candle

Light-hearted Farewell to the Workforce

Bid farewell to the chaos of the workplace with our “Out Of The Shit Show” Candle, a humorous tribute to the joys of retirement. Whether it’s your own retirement or a gift for a coworker, this candle is sure to bring laughter and fond memories of navigating the ups and downs of office life. With its witty message and delightful scent, it’s the perfect way to say goodbye to the daily grind.

Congrats on Quitting Your Job!

Celebrate the end of an era and the beginning of a new chapter with our Funny Retirement Gift Candle. Say goodbye to deadlines, meetings, and office politics, and hello to relaxation and freedom. Whether they’re pursuing hobbies, traveling the world, or simply enjoying some well-deserved rest, this candle serves as a reminder to embrace the adventure that retirement brings.

Memorable Gift for Co-Workers

Send off a retiring co-worker with a smile and a chuckle with our Funny Retirement Gifts for Co-Worker Candle. Show your appreciation for their hard work and dedication over the years with a gift that celebrates their milestone moment. Whether they’re moving on to new adventures or enjoying the simple pleasures of retirement, this candle is a thoughtful and memorable gesture.

PRODUCT DETAILS:

Hand-poured for a clean burn, the natural soy wax fills your space with warmth and playful fragrance. 100% vegan and cruelty-free, this candle embodies sustainable luxury with a cotton wick for an even burn.
Beyond the humor, it’s an invitation to connect and ignite a mood that’s both sensual and lighthearted. Share a giggle, indulge in the slow-burning glow, and embrace the playful side of togetherness. This isn’t just a candle, it’s a playful expression of shared joy and connection.
Available in bright pink, light pink, white-birch & black pepper, or white-vanilla, each 9oz candle comes with a sleek black metal lid to keep dust at bay.
Light the love, light the laughter, light this candle.
Key features:

– 9oz soy wax candle
– Clean burning, locally sourced soybeans
– Playful quote: “Light me when you want a BJ”
– 100% vegan and cruelty-free
– Cotton wick for even burn
– Black metal lid
Available colors:

– Bright pink
– Light pink
– White – birch & black pepper
– White – vanilla