Not Today Heifer Candle

Lighten Up: Fun and Whimsy for Cow Lovers

Brighten your space with our “Not Today Heifer” candle, a delightful blend of humor and charm. Perfect for cow girls and farm enthusiasts, this candle adds a playful touch to any room. Its amusing message and cozy glow make it a great conversation starter and a fun way to lift your spirits after a long day.

Unique Gift: Perfect for Highland Cow Fans

Searching for a quirky gift? Our funny Highland Cow candle is just the ticket. Ideal for birthdays, holidays, or just because, this candle is a unique and thoughtful present for cow lovers. Its charming design and cheeky message are sure to bring a smile to the face of anyone who appreciates a good laugh and loves all things bovine.

Farmhouse Chic: Enhance Your Rustic Decor

Add a touch of rustic charm to your home with our Heifer candle. Whether you’re decorating a farmhouse kitchen or creating a cozy nook, this candle’s delightful design and pleasant fragrance blend perfectly with any country-inspired decor. Its warm glow creates an inviting atmosphere, making your home feel even more welcoming.

PRODUCT DETAILS:

Hand-poured for a clean burn, the natural soy wax fills your space with warmth and playful fragrance. 100% vegan and cruelty-free, this candle embodies sustainable luxury with a cotton wick for an even burn.
Beyond the humor, it’s an invitation to connect and ignite a mood that’s both sensual and lighthearted. Share a giggle, indulge in the slow-burning glow, and embrace the playful side of togetherness. This isn’t just a candle, it’s a playful expression of shared joy and connection.
Available in bright pink, light pink, white-birch & black pepper, or white-vanilla, each 9oz candle comes with a sleek black metal lid to keep dust at bay.
Light the love, light the laughter, light this candle.
Key features:

– 9oz soy wax candle
– Clean burning, locally sourced soybeans
– Playful quote: “Light me when you want a BJ”
– 100% vegan and cruelty-free
– Cotton wick for even burn
– Black metal lid
Available colors:

– Bright pink
– Light pink
– White – birch & black pepper
– White – vanilla