I’d Shank A Bitch For You Right In The Kidney Candle

A Hilarious Gift for Your Bestie

Show your best friend how much they mean to you with our “I’d Shank A Bitch For You Right In The Kidney” Candle. This quirky and humorous candle is perfect for celebrating the unique bond between you and your BFF.

Bring Some Laughter to Your Friendship

With its witty message, this candle is guaranteed to bring a smile to your bestie’s face. Whether it’s for a birthday, a special occasion, or just to show appreciation for their friendship, this candle is sure to be a hit.

High-Quality Soy Wax for a Long-Lasting Burn

Crafted from premium soy wax, our candle offers a clean and even burn, filling the room with its delightful scent. It’s a fun and memorable gift that will remind your bestie of your friendship every time they light it up.

PRODUCT DETAILS:

Hand-poured for a clean burn, the natural soy wax fills your space with warmth and playful fragrance. 100% vegan and cruelty-free, this candle embodies sustainable luxury with a cotton wick for an even burn.
Beyond the humor, it’s an invitation to connect and ignite a mood that’s both sensual and lighthearted. Share a giggle, indulge in the slow-burning glow, and embrace the playful side of togetherness. This isn’t just a candle, it’s a playful expression of shared joy and connection.
Available in bright pink, light pink, white-birch & black pepper, or white-vanilla, each 9oz candle comes with a sleek black metal lid to keep dust at bay.
Light the love, light the laughter, light this candle.
Key features:

– 9oz soy wax candle
– Clean burning, locally sourced soybeans
– Playful quote: “Light me when you want a BJ”
– 100% vegan and cruelty-free
– Cotton wick for even burn
– Black metal lid
Available colors:

– Bright pink
– Light pink
– White – birch & black pepper
– White – vanilla