I’d Shank A Bitch For You Right In The Kidney Candle

Unconventional Bond: Shank A Bitch For You

Celebrate the unbreakable bond of friendship with our I’d Shank A Bitch For You Right In The Kidney Candle. This candle epitomizes the depth of loyalty and devotion between best friends, with a humorous label that humorously expresses a willingness to go to extremes for each other. Let its irreverent charm and witty design bring laughter and camaraderie to your home.

Thoughtful Gift: Funny Gift for Best Friend

Surprise your best friend with our Shank A Bitch For You Right In The Kidney Candle. Its humorous label adds a touch of laughter to any occasion, making it the perfect gift for birthdays, friendship anniversaries, or just to show your appreciation for their unwavering support and shared sense of humor.

Home Decor Essential: Soy Wax Candle

Elevate your home decor with the comforting glow of our soy wax candle. Handcrafted with care, it not only adds a warm ambiance to any room but also provides a clean and long-lasting burn. Whether placed on a coffee table, shelf, or bedside, our candle serves as a playful reminder of the fierce loyalty and devotion between best friends.

Gifts for Him and Her: Perfect for Any Occasion

Whether it’s for him or her, our Shank A Bitch For You Right In The Kidney Candle makes a memorable and humorous gift for best friends. Its witty label and inviting fragrance make it a charming addition to any home, ensuring it’s cherished and enjoyed as a token of your friendship.

PRODUCT DETAILS:

Hand-poured for a clean burn, the natural soy wax fills your space with warmth and playful fragrance. 100% vegan and cruelty-free, this candle embodies sustainable luxury with a cotton wick for an even burn.
Beyond the humor, it’s an invitation to connect and ignite a mood that’s both sensual and lighthearted. Share a giggle, indulge in the slow-burning glow, and embrace the playful side of togetherness. This isn’t just a candle, it’s a playful expression of shared joy and connection.
Available in bright pink, light pink, white-birch & black pepper, or white-vanilla, each 9oz candle comes with a sleek black metal lid to keep dust at bay.
Light the love, light the laughter, light this candle.
Key features:

– 9oz soy wax candle
– Clean burning, locally sourced soybeans
– Playful quote: “Light me when you want a BJ”
– 100% vegan and cruelty-free
– Cotton wick for even burn
– Black metal lid
Available colors:

– Bright pink
– Light pink
– White – birch & black pepper
– White – vanilla