Holy Shit You’re Half A Hundred, 50th Birthday Gift, Funny Candle

Celebrate Milestone Birthdays with Humor

Turning 50 is a significant milestone, and what better way to celebrate than with the “Holy Shit You’re Half A Hundred” candle? This funny and unique gift is perfect for adding a touch of humor to any 50th birthday celebration.

Hilarious and Memorable Design

With its witty message, this candle is sure to bring laughter and joy to the birthday boy or girl. It’s a lighthearted way to acknowledge the passage of time and embrace the next chapter of life.

High-Quality Soy Wax Candle

Crafted from premium soy wax, this candle burns cleanly and evenly, filling the room with a delightful fragrance. It’s a thoughtful and practical gift that provides hours of enjoyment.

Ideal for Best Friends and Loved Ones

Whether it’s for your best friend, partner, or family member, this candle makes a memorable and unique birthday gift. It’s a fun way to show you care and celebrate their special day in style.

PRODUCT DETAILS:

Hand-poured for a clean burn, the natural soy wax fills your space with warmth and playful fragrance. 100% vegan and cruelty-free, this candle embodies sustainable luxury with a cotton wick for an even burn.
Beyond the humor, it’s an invitation to connect and ignite a mood that’s both sensual and lighthearted. Share a giggle, indulge in the slow-burning glow, and embrace the playful side of togetherness. This isn’t just a candle, it’s a playful expression of shared joy and connection.
Available in bright pink, light pink, white-birch & black pepper, or white-vanilla, each 9oz candle comes with a sleek black metal lid to keep dust at bay.
Light the love, light the laughter, light this candle.
Key features:

– 9oz soy wax candle
– Clean burning, locally sourced soybeans
– Playful quote: “Light me when you want a BJ”
– 100% vegan and cruelty-free
– Cotton wick for even burn
– Black metal lid
Available colors:

– Bright pink
– Light pink
– White – birch & black pepper
– White – vanilla