Escaping The Shit Show Candles

Light Amidst Chaos

Illuminate the path to tranquility with our Escaping The Shit Show Candles. Designed as a beacon of humor and resilience, these candles offer a moment of levity in the midst of life’s chaos. Let the flickering flame serve as a reminder to find joy and laughter even in the most chaotic of times.

A Funny Escape

Offer a humorous escape with our Funny Gift for Men and Women. Infused with witty scents and adorned with cheeky labels, these candles provide a much-needed break from the daily grind. Whether it’s a rough day at work or just navigating the ups and downs of life, these candles offer a moment of relief and laughter.

Soy Wax Serenity

Experience the soothing embrace of our Soy Wax Candle Gift for Him or Her. As the soy wax melts away, let it melt away stress and tension, leaving behind a sense of calm and relaxation. Perfect for birthdays or any occasion, these candles are a thoughtful way to show you care.

PRODUCT DETAILS:

Hand-poured for a clean burn, the natural soy wax fills your space with warmth and playful fragrance. 100% vegan and cruelty-free, this candle embodies sustainable luxury with a cotton wick for an even burn.
Beyond the humor, it’s an invitation to connect and ignite a mood that’s both sensual and lighthearted. Share a giggle, indulge in the slow-burning glow, and embrace the playful side of togetherness. This isn’t just a candle, it’s a playful expression of shared joy and connection.
Available in bright pink, light pink, white-birch & black pepper, or white-vanilla, each 9oz candle comes with a sleek black metal lid to keep dust at bay.
Light the love, light the laughter, light this candle.
Key features:

– 9oz soy wax candle
– Clean burning, locally sourced soybeans
– Playful quote: “Light me when you want a BJ”
– 100% vegan and cruelty-free
– Cotton wick for even burn
– Black metal lid
Available colors:

– Bright pink
– Light pink
– White – birch & black pepper
– White – vanilla